Wednesday, August 7, 2013

HNN Nightly news with Rischard Cooper

****BREAKING NEWS****
Greetings folks I am Linda and this!! Is yo Hood Nigga News!!

Whoa whoa whoa whoaaaaaaa!!! Hell is wrong wit you Linda! You buggin. Nigga can't take a piss! Shit.. Greetings folks.. It's yo boy!! Favorite Hood Reporter Ricky Cooper! Lets get into it! (Broad trippin)..

Nfl!!! The no fun league! Celebrations could draw penalties! Come onnn son!! No salsa tho! Smh.. 

Chris brown might hang up the mic.. But he back wit Ri now and you know his pimp hand wayyy strong! Chris said "he don't care if its a nickel bag sold in the park he want half!" 

Ahhh 
Look little boy you can't spell and you lost on Jeopardy because of it! 
It's Emancipation! Dumbass! 

Riley Cooper forgot his teammates are all black and gangstas! "Vick said imma just sick my dogs on the nigga!" No answer fr Nnamdi. 

And this just in a letter from our New York stations..

Dear arod! 

You suck! 

Thanks.
 
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Monday, July 22, 2013

HNN Nightly news with Rischard Cooper

****BREAKING NEWS****
Greetings folks I am Rick and this!! Is yo Hood Nigga News!!

Not much in news these past few days lets see.. 

Oh ok.. Just when you thought it was safe to stay in.. Zimmerman strikes again!! Hits a car flips them and then helps them get out. Zimmerman aren't you! An American hero! πŸ‘ 

Huh.. Oh that's not what happen? Man that's what happen!  Sorry folks.. Y'all know about these producers.. 

Umm ohh Little Dutches is finally born.. Yes an 8lb little rich nigga. Congrats you rich sons of bitches! 

Hmm what else.. 
Oh that's good.. 

UK to block porn websites.. Expect more British men over here then ever before. 

Woman dies after falling off ride at 6 flags.. Don't think I'll be riding anymore! 

And has yo coke dealer ran out? I bet he has 35 million dollars in pure cocaine seized by us coast guards.. Well better get a job now nigga! 

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Thursday, July 18, 2013

HNN Nightly news with Rischard Cooper

****BREAKING NEWS****
Greetings folks I am Rick and this!! Is yo Hood Nigga News!!

And to think I was going to take off today.. Welp.

Detroit broke as hell!! Motor city running like a bike with no chain! 
City has declared bankruptcy!! 

Wild fire spreading through Cali!! The west burning up! 

Mr! Castro! Mr. 977!! I see you watched the zimmerman case. 
Castro Pleds Not Guilty!! 
You remember "you see a pretty little white girl running to a black mans arms....." πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 

Still hot as the devils hand grabbing a cooking tray from the oven! 

Sandusky's son wants to change his name.. He was unable to obtain a butt transfer! Something's will never change.

Beer drinkers not only getting that beer belly... Your getting beer bitten! By Mosquitos! Studies show link between beer and them loving the blood of those twisted!! Cheers to the Mosquitos! 

North Korea says "Let my shit go nigga!" Panama still investigating ship that was seized. 

For the ones that say Jay Z cd is whack.. Well.. Tell that soundscan and the other 529.000 of us who bought it!! That's right Jay Z's 13th number 1 cd! So..
SUCK IT.. (D-Generation X voice) 

Nelson Mandela is getting much much much better.. Still in hospital but family says "he's doing much better" Mandela 95th  birthday today! 

And Rush Limbaugh says "nigga" Paula Deen says "AAWWW! REALLY!! Come on now son!"

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Wednesday, July 17, 2013

HNN Nightly News With Rischard Cooper!!

****BREAKING NEWS****
Greetings folks I am Rick and this!! Is yo Hood Nigga News!!

22 children dead in northeast India and more then 25 others hospitalized after eating poisoned food!! Yes 47 kids!! May be more.. Prays. 

IT'S HOT AS HELL! 

Well US we did it.. We are no longer #1 on the obesity charts!!! Mexico is home to el gardo!! Are we eating better?? Probably not!!
Mexico is blaming the US because we put a Taco Bell and Soda on every corner.. 

LA TO NY IN 45 MINS?? 
It took spy equipment to learn about a train that china been had. Prototype in making. 

Stand your ground law in a nut shell.. 
You yell at me, I shoot you. 

KUTV Y'all's niggaz tripping.. Reporter from KUTVs nightly news says 2 names of pilots they thought were the ones that crashed the plane!! NOPE!! 
Asian Airlines Drops Charges.   
Even HNN didn't give out names yet homie!  Someone...... BOO THIS MAN!! 

Boston bomber looking like a rock-star!! Rolling Stones newest issue places bomber in cover saying this issue is hot! 

Anti-aircraft Missiles jets and motors! WTF!! Panama investigating boat stopped traveling from Cuba to North Korea to get repaired and sent back.. Niggaz trying ride out. Panama calls help from US UN and UK.

And Unmanned drone crashes in Florida! 
WE MISSED HIM! Slick little zimmerman.. 

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Tuesday, July 16, 2013

HNN night news with Rischard Cooper

****BREAKING NEWS****
Greetings folks I am Rick and this!! Is yo Hood Nigga News!!

This just in*** 
4 jurors issue statements saying B-37s CNN/HNNs interview does Not reflect their decision.. Hmmm 3-3 split? Betcha that's wrong!** 
  
Paula Deen says "that's how I said it!! with an A!" 

Miguel Angel TreviΓ±o Morales.. SUPER DRUG LORD. NOT ANYMORE.. TreviΓ±o facing 40 charges of homicide, organized crime, torture, and money laundering, Damn! 

23 animals stolen from Australia zoo!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ hold up...  
They stole snakes, exotic chameleons, lizards, and a couple 20 centimeter long Alligators!!! 
The revolution has started!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2 little niggaz save a little white girl from getting kidnapped! Description giving of the suspect was white male between 50-70! Green shoes green pants white and red stripped shirt and walked with a limp. 
Soooo y'all pretty much seen Waldo! 
That joke was going to be different.. 

Seems like shape-ups are shaping up something other then people legs! 509,175 customers who purchased sketchers shape ups will receive a refund check because they didn't work! 
The rest of y'all ummmm keep wear those shape ups. They will kick in one day!! 

Chinese women mistaken for ghost!!! Well.. No one told you to take a short cut through small passage way and get stuck now did they! They left her ass between 2 houses for 7 hours! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ booooooo!!! Lol 

Atlanta has a new baby panda!! 

And the phrase "That baby don't look like me" will be heard even sooner! 
You can now get a 3d printout of the unborn baby... Maury must be stopped! 
 
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