Wednesday, August 7, 2013

HNN Nightly news with Rischard Cooper

****BREAKING NEWS****
Greetings folks I am Linda and this!! Is yo Hood Nigga News!!

Whoa whoa whoa whoaaaaaaa!!! Hell is wrong wit you Linda! You buggin. Nigga can't take a piss! Shit.. Greetings folks.. It's yo boy!! Favorite Hood Reporter Ricky Cooper! Lets get into it! (Broad trippin)..

Nfl!!! The no fun league! Celebrations could draw penalties! Come onnn son!! No salsa tho! Smh.. 

Chris brown might hang up the mic.. But he back wit Ri now and you know his pimp hand wayyy strong! Chris said "he don't care if its a nickel bag sold in the park he want half!" 

Ahhh 
Look little boy you can't spell and you lost on Jeopardy because of it! 
It's Emancipation! Dumbass! 

Riley Cooper forgot his teammates are all black and gangstas! "Vick said imma just sick my dogs on the nigga!" No answer fr Nnamdi. 

And this just in a letter from our New York stations..

Dear arod! 

You suck! 

Thanks.
 
This has been yo favorite Hood Nigga Reporter with yo favorite Hood Nigga News!

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Back to you Linda.... 

Monday, July 22, 2013

HNN Nightly news with Rischard Cooper

****BREAKING NEWS****
Greetings folks I am Rick and this!! Is yo Hood Nigga News!!

Not much in news these past few days lets see.. 

Oh ok.. Just when you thought it was safe to stay in.. Zimmerman strikes again!! Hits a car flips them and then helps them get out. Zimmerman aren't you! An American hero! 👍 

Huh.. Oh that's not what happen? Man that's what happen!  Sorry folks.. Y'all know about these producers.. 

Umm ohh Little Dutches is finally born.. Yes an 8lb little rich nigga. Congrats you rich sons of bitches! 

Hmm what else.. 
Oh that's good.. 

UK to block porn websites.. Expect more British men over here then ever before. 

Woman dies after falling off ride at 6 flags.. Don't think I'll be riding anymore! 

And has yo coke dealer ran out? I bet he has 35 million dollars in pure cocaine seized by us coast guards.. Well better get a job now nigga! 

This has been yo favorite Hood Nigga Reporter with yo favorite Hood Nigga News!

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Back to you Linda.... 

Thursday, July 18, 2013

HNN Nightly news with Rischard Cooper

****BREAKING NEWS****
Greetings folks I am Rick and this!! Is yo Hood Nigga News!!

And to think I was going to take off today.. Welp.

Detroit broke as hell!! Motor city running like a bike with no chain! 
City has declared bankruptcy!! 

Wild fire spreading through Cali!! The west burning up! 

Mr! Castro! Mr. 977!! I see you watched the zimmerman case. 
Castro Pleds Not Guilty!! 
You remember "you see a pretty little white girl running to a black mans arms....." 😂😂 

Still hot as the devils hand grabbing a cooking tray from the oven! 

Sandusky's son wants to change his name.. He was unable to obtain a butt transfer! Something's will never change.

Beer drinkers not only getting that beer belly... Your getting beer bitten! By Mosquitos! Studies show link between beer and them loving the blood of those twisted!! Cheers to the Mosquitos! 

North Korea says "Let my shit go nigga!" Panama still investigating ship that was seized. 

For the ones that say Jay Z cd is whack.. Well.. Tell that soundscan and the other 529.000 of us who bought it!! That's right Jay Z's 13th number 1 cd! So..
SUCK IT.. (D-Generation X voice) 

Nelson Mandela is getting much much much better.. Still in hospital but family says "he's doing much better" Mandela 95th  birthday today! 

And Rush Limbaugh says "nigga" Paula Deen says "AAWWW! REALLY!! Come on now son!"

This has been yo favorite Hood Nigga Reporter with yo favorite Hood Nigga News!

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Back to you Linda....